![]() ![]() Emma finds a picture of the Zit Remedy with Joey looking like an ass with that stupid wig he would put on at times. While he’s doing that, Emma is going on and on about not being able to read her new email and talking about Jordan some more. So of course as soon as they walk in he drops everything. They picked up some kid named JT and he’s such a wimp that he can’t even carry a few boxes. I don’t know why, but that sounds so lame to me! Spike drops the kids off with a bunch of crap for her 10 year reunion. Seems like Degrassi is now called Degrassi Community School. But then mid song, this black chick who sounds like the same singer from Christmas Vacation takes over the song and screech’s, “I know! I know, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, I know I can make it through.” The name of the show then comes up on some girl’s ass. ![]() They finally leave but Emma sees that she has a new email but she can’t read it due to Spike yelling at her to get her ass in gear.Īh the stirring theme song sung by the Degrassi Children’s Tabernacle Choir. We then get a bunch of what looks like publicity stills from Degrassi Junior High and High. Emma lies and tells her that she was just showing Manny her reunion website. She walks into Emma’s room, bitching her out about getting off the computer and cleaning her room. So glad she finally got rid of that horrible hair of hers. And goddamn, she is looking good still! The cover by the way says, “Ryan’s Planet.” We then cut to Spike and she’s aged pretty well too. And guess who’s on the cover, that’s right Caitlin. Emma has a magazine and she tells Manny not to rip it because she wants Caitlin to autograph it. Emma swoons because this Jordan character wrote, “love you.” Oh lord. What the hell? Manny goes on to read the email that basically talks about this environmental bullshit. Which tells me that apparently Emma can’t read. Anyways, Manny says that she’s read it six times already. By the way, I’m hating the acoustic guitar music in the background. ![]() We open things up with a now older and googly eyed Emma asking her best friend Manny to read an email from some twink looking kid named Jordan. Pre-Credit Opener: Yes even this show has a pre-credit opener. This one being a Paul Simon song, but I doubt the kids that watch this show have any idea who he even is. I’ve noticed that most of the episode titles are song titles. That’s right! Here is the one and only episode that I’m going to watch for you all from the Next Generation, so I hope you all enjoy it. Ok peeps, you asked for it and now you’re gonna get it. Edit: Be sure to check out my new blog where I rip Degrassi The Next Generation a new asshole. ![]()
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